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"honey, hindi na tayo nakakapag sex gaya ng dati ano?"

back when the wife and i were still unmarried, we would find almost any occassion and location - at the hotel/motel room, car, my place, her place, her friends place, the beach, the bed, the banyo, the sofa, the floor, to do that act of then indecent deed. we even chanced upon fooling around on my office chair once upon a horny time.

"oo honey. kase naman, hindi na tayo sexy." was my silly retort.

she had something else in mind to ask. "honey, kapag ba we're not doing do it,"

"do you still masturbate?"

the word caught me face blank. not as she used a one too clinical term. but by how her curiosity will be fed by my honesty.

masturbation. from the latin word manu stupare. meaning to defile/pollute/rub with the hand.

i can still remember how this unending cycle of the quick fix began. it was the early school days, back when peer pressure and the raging hormones tended this newly found pastime. it was the inescapable braging right to proclaim one as having touched first base into manhood. hidden below classroom desks or a huddle in the boys comfort room, the freshie proves how he gets and sustains the woody, stroking it to pleasuredom until those finale jizz shnizzles.

that then became every man's personal addiction. and without cost at that.

i had a semi-serious conversation once on what considered a healthy and non-giddy shootfest. the agreed norm then was at least a daily routine to as often as 5 and even 7 in between sunshines. yeah, a milking machine! (you dear reader. one of you is the pervert who claims this record). and age seems to indicate a discounting factor for this variance, from its libidal peak during puberty, until a male specie tapers to his version of menopause, or until one progresses to seeking a skin contact other than ones hand. i am wondering though, if there is any difference in frequency between a man and the pa-man? who would claim the upper hand?

and at each man's life cycle, an attempt of doing a cold jerky in defence of conserving the juice (or for other acts of self-preservation) will occur at least once. the attrition rate will be an asymptotic curve that will only provide temporary success up to a point of cumcolepsy - a condition where the slightest stimulation induces the state of happy valley. male sanitary napkins or "brief liners" have not yet been invented to collect this type of discharge.

by the way, my reply to the misis was "yes. the last one was this morning in the bathroom."

she took it as if it was any normal occurrence.