how woody is thy wood

let's take a short test, shall we? just choose the best answer that describes your sexual abilities in the last four weeks:

1. How do you rate your confidence that you could get an keep an erection?
1 - very low
2 - low
3 - moderate
4 - high
5 - very high

2. When you had erections with sexual stimulation, how often were your erections hard enough for penetration?
1 - never, or almost never
2 - a few times
3 - sometimes
4 - most times
5 - almost always or always

3. During sexual intercourse, how often were you able to maintain your erection after you had penetrated (entered) your partner?
1 - never, or almost never
2 - a few times
3 - sometimes
4 - most times
5 - almost always or always

4. During sexual intercourse, how difficult was it to maintain your erection to completion of intercourse?
1 - extremely difficult
2 - very difficult
3 - difficult
4 - slightly difficult
5 - not difficult

5. When you attempted sexual intercourse, how often was it satisfactory for you?
1 - never, or almost never
2 - a few times
3 - sometimes
4 - most times
5 - almost always or always

now total the numbers corresponding to the answer for each question. the possible scores range from 5 to 25. the likelihood of having erectile dysfuntion is based on your score and is classified accordingly as:
- severe: 5-7
- moderate: 8-11
- mild to moderate: 12-16
- mild: 17-21
- and no erectile dysfunction: 22-25


next: more wood talk

13 comment/s:

  1. hugh says

    hmmm... basta ako stressed lang. wala ako erectile dysfunction. hehehe! or shoul i say walang nagsasatisfy ng sexual urge ko.. hahaha!


    rudeboy says

    My wood is good, thanks for asking!


    MkSurf8 says

    mine hardwood not softwood nor plywood.


    engel says

    no comment. period. =D


    Ms. Minchin says

    your topic is very, very naughty.

    i will have to punish little sam for that.


    thecurioscat says

    haha excellent pa naman so far


    Maxwell5587 says

    i'd like to think that mine's a bamboo. sometimes flexible enough to sway along the strong winds, sometimes hard enough to poke and impale a pig.

    teka, ambastos ata, haha. i kid, i kid.


    anteros' dominion says

    hindi ako maka-relate bro

    my virgin ears

    :D


    john stanley says

    my wood?

    my wood is waiting for y... ay wag na! ;)


    ash says

    and nobody had the wood to give their scores? :D


    citybuoy says
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    citybuoy says

    i was going to leave a vague comment but then i saw your last one.. haha i got a 22 and a sudden fear of losing my wood over the next few years. haha

    i wonder what triggered this post.


    Brent a.k.a. yourkidatheart says

    23. and I hope to keep it that way until after I become a sexagenarian. Hahaha!